America's Got Talent

Judges: David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan. Hosted by Nick Cannon. And thanks to my new toy, I was finally able to grab screencaps of Matt Bush in that AT&T commercial.

Houston Auditions

NAME	ACT	COMMENTS	RESULT
Divani	singer	Yikes!	X
Jolie & Lester	singer & balance act	at least he balanced the mower	X
Rusty Reece	singer	Fiddler on the Roof in a cowboy hat. I don't think so.	X
Stone White	singer	he sounded good. Sharon thought he was too angry	X
Lake Houston Performing Arts Center	dance team	Personally, I think there are just too many of'em. Again, I don't know why they even let such youngsters audition; I can't imagine they would be able to do a Las Vegas show.	VEGAS
Pam & Viva Martin	dog dance act	pretty good trick, but hardely a Las Vegas act	VEGAS

We are in Miami now. Wouldn't it be funny if I saw someone I know? I noticed that the Jackie Gleason Performing Arts Center on South Beach was renamed The Fillmore. What's up with that? And they don't even have their own website!

NAME	ACT	COMMENTS	RESULT
Marti Brill	magician	Cheesey, but I thought he was good.	X
Brandon Paxton	poet	who, in Vegas, is gonna sit through that?	X
Diego Baner	singer	he better stick to teaching people how to sing	X
The Midwest Entertainers	wrestlers	yeah, right!	X
Joseph Constantine	illusionist	cool, but we have seen that trick many times before	VEGAS
Fuschia FoXXX	belly dance	really?	VEGAS
Circus R Us	circus act	okay	VEGAS
The Hurricane Tricksterz	male dance troupe	hot bods gets them to Vegas	VEGAS
Hairo Torres	break dancers	frikkin' awesome and hot and cute on top of that!	VEGAS